bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.

The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

Brad Pitt's Law

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"

Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!

by npmarko November 23, 2011

Brad

A wonderfully energetic man who will love you till the end. He may have had demons in the past and is new to this world so he will make mistakes, not unlike any other man that's broken your heart. He will fight for a woman and not give up, even if she's moved on...temporarily. He is completely loyal once he realizes that he's in love and will shower his woman with gifts and attention. He loves to make his woman smile and doing everything and anything to bring her joy. He admits to his mistakes, learns from them, and will devote all of his attention and energy in making up for them. He is the best communicator and can open his heart and find words to express what's inside. When you compare other men to him, they just don't measure up. Other men come in close second...but will never have the courage to make a woman feel completely loved without judgement, like he can. He makes you feel safe and secure in the world. There is no room for doubt when his words & actions align (unlike others); the sign of a true man.

He is 80% there and with some patience, love and understanding, he will be 100% in no time. The type of man that you marry and have a wonderful life with due to all of his above-mentioned attributes. This one never gives up on his woman is completely worthy of her because he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to fight for it.

jenn: so, are you ready to give it another try with Brad?
melissa: yes I am. I'm tired of dating boys whose words and actions never matched up.
jenn: I'm so happy for you. We all thought you would get back together; you two were perfect together.
melissa: somehow I knew that if the last boy couldn't truly love me, that I might try again with Brad
jenn: After all, you did have so many years of good
melissa: Yes we did. They weren't just nice memories...being with Brad made me who I am today.

by asdfghjkl123zxc May 3, 2013

Bradley

A nice kind man who is very tall. A guy who will always do the right thing even if it's not in favor of you. He is very fair but, he will sometimes lose his temper. He is a great man but, an even better dad.

Sister 1- If I hit my sister would you be mad?

Father- Yes.

Sister 1- Your such a Bradley, I love you.

by daddy_lover_13 January 25, 2014

Brad's Van

1. A way of identifying a sexual predators vehicle. In most cases a homosexual male.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.

I heard Lou got scooped up by Brad's Van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight.

by Widdomaker December 19, 2007

Brady

He's one of the most caring guys you'll ever meet. He'll always be there for you no mater what. He's athletic, loving, caring, honest, and trust worthy. He has deep, beautiful brown eyes that you will get lost in everytime you look at him. Once you have a Brady in your life don't let him go.

I love Brady

by Alice.Leanne May 15, 2018