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Half Assery

by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024
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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."
Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
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what kind of assery

"what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)
- Dude, I just got fucking bonaventura again in my 100k pack
- What kind of assery
by ollycoly April 22, 2020
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Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.
“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “
by lollypappa November 17, 2020
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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
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