NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

please slow down

it used in sex if a guy is fucking you to your servix u will ask him to slow down

Girl:FUCK please slow down
HIM: shut the fuck up and take it.

by ilovekillak May 23, 2022

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

Please do not like this post

If you do, I will end your family life.

Please do not like this post

by co5oo November 9, 2019

please accept my word

Urban dictionary never accepts my words, getting a word accepted on here is like being a jew and inviting hitler over during the holocaust..... It doesnt happen!!!!!!!!!

jew: "hey hitler would you like to join me for coffee tonighht?

hitler: "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! haha these silly jews

PLEASE ACCEPT MY WORD

by Mytouch December 30, 2010

i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018