Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008

Texas Flip

The term used to describe when a male, in trying to conceal his erection, tucks it into his waistband.

"It was bad man, the other day i was wearing gym shorts in the library and caught a narb. Before i stood up I had to pull off the texas flip".

by Ecks627 January 27, 2010

Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Texas Yearbook

A Texas Yearbook is a person that shows so much cleavage that their breasts occasionaly pop out. This person is generally overweight and has a donkeyface. The person in question usually wear clothes that a stripper would refuse to wear.

Person 1: Jesus that girl is such a Texas yearbook.

Person 2: Ya no shit her tits popped out a while ago.

Person 1: Sure glad I wasn't there i might hve went blind.

by AutisticLemur January 21, 2009

Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.

Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.

by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010

Texas Rangers

THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010

Edna Texas

Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3

Im sad, nvm i live in the ol Edna Texas im happy again

by Tx lover October 24, 2011