Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

Aleena

Aleena is insecure and doesn't believe she is beautiful even if somone tells her everyday. She can like guys but she always has one guy on her mind when she wakes up.

Aleena falls for the guys that plays video games and likes star wars. She will go out with a guy and fall so fast and a year later she still has love for him. Aleena may not be the prettiest but that's her flaw pretty girls have bad attitudes but average girls have their personalities.

She is independent and can reach any goal by trying she is wierd but who isn't.

Aleena is not confident

by ThatHappyGirl. May 30, 2015

alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

by crazy b February 9, 2005

absenteeism

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.

If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.

by Ajay.S August 23, 2006

Alien Face

Vaginal lips that reach from ear to ear.
Aka Very long vagina.

Emily alien faced Jay as it consumed his head.

by Annonymous :] January 13, 2008

Sex alien

A sex alien is a common antagonist in science fiction stories. It is a creature with supernatural sexual powers. A sex alien can often induce a trance-like state of arousal in their victims through touch or kiss. A sex alien can often change appearance, and sometimes even gender, to better fit the desires of the intended victim. Similar to the succubus of medieval legend, intercourse with a sex alien will almost certainly result in death as the sex alien feeds on the sexual energy of its victim. When explaining a sex alien's powers, there is about a 75% chance the word, "pheromones" will be used. Any sc-fi television series to feature aliens will inevitably feature a sex alien. The only exception to this rule occurs when a show is cancelled before reaching that point.

The Kindred in the 13th episode of the first season of the X-Files, the Orion slave girls from Star Trek, and the gaseous alien from the second episode of Torchwood are all examples of a sex alien.

by cousinwalter August 23, 2011

alen

Yeeting somebody's dick.

I aled his pp. Aling a pp. Alen pp.

by Brrrrrrrrrrrr April 23, 2020