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Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..
He really life alerted that situation.
by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025
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<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script> 'OR1=1'
by g4s August 13, 2025
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by starsssintheskyyy September 2, 2025
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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barbecue chicken alert

Nick: What does barbecue chicken alert mean
Dragon: It means bbl grandma edition
by Nick/Progon October 16, 2025
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amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth
He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
by frogqweef July 7, 2024
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