absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Absolute Unit

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021

Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

absofuckenloutely

1.)The most absolute something can be.
2.)A great way to use the F word

Q:Are you going to that party?
A: Absofuckenloutely man

by ted marion January 25, 2009

absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch

"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch

by Sl95 November 25, 2013

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Absolutist

A person who holds absolute values, theories, or principles, in philosophy, political, or theological matters. With unwavering conviction.

The adoration Hannah had for Amin was one of an absolutist (unchangable)

by Olivebranch April 13, 2017