Amanda

The greatest trick ever pulled on the world was an Amanda. Amanda will fulfill your life on every level. Her looks are head turning, her talents are unrivaled. They sense the importance of themselves and their abilities, redefining the word arrogance as a positive virtue. The moment Amanda's entourage would rather give up both legs, both arms and live out their days in a satin box on her dresser than to be with out her, Gotcha bitch! Calculated, malevolent, heinous and vicious. Legend has it that the devil possesses Stull, Kansas and every seventh year he brings one of his daughters to live undetected amongst us. Also known as a cambion, Amanda's are the devil and they are here to do the devils work.

We regret to inform you that while you were a close second, we went ahead and went with Amanda to fullfil the vacancy.

by Panda warrior June 23, 2024

Amanda

The name Amanda is associated with kind hearted Korean American that will suck the bone of a rhinoceros if they like you enough they have beautiful eyes and amazing personalities although they have low self esteem’s sometimes they probably look better than you

Man: did you see that girl Amanda

Man2: ishdj ishdbd
Man: she suck the soul outta you huh
Man2: “falls” uhhhhhhhh “nods”

by Achoo_ October 7, 2025

Amanda

An indignant and irate trans woman that is upset that you are not using their pronouns.

Obvious trans woman in the checkout line at the convenience store...
" Here's your change Sir."
"It's 'MA'AM!'" in a husky voice.
"Sorry Amanda. Here's your change."
Trans woman snatches change and walks out screaming "It's 'MA'AM!"
Coworker why did you call them Amanda?"
Smiling the cashier replies...
"A man, duh."

by Everyday Richard October 16, 2025

Amanda

What can I say about Amanda that hasn’t already been said? She has the body of a Goddess, the smile and comedic genius of Lucille Ball, the eyes of an angel and a heart of pure gold. Amanda is a difficult creature to figure out. She’s cares for so many, some she probably shouldn’t. That’s just how big her heart is. Astounding the level of caring and love she will show when properly motivated. Don’t cross her. You will regret it for eternity.

Those hips and that ass, omfg!! Hard to keep your eyes off. If she lets you get a glimpse of her heart, don’t take it for granted. You may never have another shot at it. Consider yourself powerball winner level lucky, if she gives you a real chance. Amanda, my sweet Amanda. I shall forever sing your praises to the heavens!

Amanda will always hold the keys to my heart.

by ChasingAmanda November 20, 2025

Amanda

A girl that looks like a reptile

"Gosh did you see that girl? She looked like an Amanda!"

by Hay ho let’s go December 7, 2025

Amanda :)

An amazing person, she deserves all the love and is absolutely the best friend you could ever have, if you meet amanda hug her cuz she is the best person in the history of ever i love her so mcuh she is my best and closest friend ever omg

Person 1: owo i do not like Amanda :)
Person 2, (me): fuck off *drills their head in*

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

[Amanda]

A friend who is just awesome and hilarious! She's the best friend a girl could have.
She is very socially awkward but people love her anyway.
She fights over Matt Damon with her friend Megan but Megan always wins.
She is one with the Elk.

Megan: Amanda, Matt Damon is MY lover.
Amanda: You're right....Matt Damon belongs to you.

by ElkFan January 18, 2009