beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time

Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit

by chillssss October 12, 2009

beat down

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

Man look at LT's face, he really got the beat down from that bum.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

repeat beat

the act of masturbating shortly after masturbating.
beating off shortly after wacking off the first time in order to achieve sleep

Originated in the 303 by innovators such as KK, and Steele.

guy: yea last night i couldn't fall alseep so i had to resort to the old repeat beat to be able to finally get some shut eye.

by KK-303 May 23, 2006

to beat keish

to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.

Sheryl started getting loud with me, So i had to beat keish immediately.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

pinger beats

The term used to describe the dance, techno and/or house music favoured by those club(or party)goers who are on pingers.

Mannn, these pinger beats are off the hook.

Don't you hate it when the turn the pinger beats on.

by elly_elly_elly February 15, 2008

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017