tucker briscoe

a complete douche bag - incapable of pleasing even the nastiest of women

also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses

that freak is such a tucker briscoe

by oscar day November 2, 2017

Tucker

The male equivalent of a Karen. Someone who abuses any authority he can to inconvenience others for things that affect him in no way.

"If you see someone's child wearing a mask, call the police, that's child abuse"
"No it isn't, shut the fuck up Tucker"

by lgleagle May 11, 2021

Tucker

Usually a dumb ass does dumb shit
Penis size: 1inch
Has a thicc ass tho

Jerks off like a maniac

Shit he says: bithc *moans* cum faster

Little bit bi (or acts like it)
Mysterious creature

Tucker’s cock is too small lol.

by Giving birth now December 3, 2019

Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.

Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.

by The_Master356 July 28, 2017

Taco Tucker

White Woman, mexican man

That waste of 200,000 years of genetics is a taco tucker.

by Bigcricket February 20, 2025

Tucker

A man/woman not to be trusted. Someone who will backstab you at any moment given the opportunity. Also, on certain occasions, a news reporter.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear last night when Tucker Ca-
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.

by im8n July 29, 2021

TUCKER

A guy who can’t keep a girl wet

Man this air is as dry as Tucker’s girls

by Dirtydogg123 October 29, 2018