jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Jared

A guy who is 19 and cannot read.

Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.

by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019

Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.

Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.

by Ravenhat June 14, 2021

Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019

Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman

In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".

by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021

Jared v

Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him

Eww is that Jared v

by Rainbow.sprinkles October 12, 2019