farm fun

Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.
Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?
by Thefarmboygettinit February 07, 2014
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Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.
Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."
by HawaiiPDX March 09, 2021
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farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 January 17, 2018
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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 24, 2018
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a MockingbirdMayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 01, 2023
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Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end
Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew
by Rickypeepee May 09, 2019
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Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
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