by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
Get the Commander Crunchmug. by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019
Get the Cap'n Crunchmug. Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023
Get the Maltene crunchmug. It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunchmug. crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
Get the crunchmug. An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunchmug. A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
Get the Crunch Bugmug.