modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

cigarette

Something that you know you're not supposed to do, but you do anyway when you're stuck with your job, e.g. Googling for the images of women's underwear

I know I shouldn't be doing it, but when I’m overwhelmed at work, I find myself sneaking a cigarette and Googling images of women's underwear to distract myself.

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it

Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

cigarettes

A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.

"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes

"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"

by Alon-A December 13, 2025