Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

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Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018

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Ice Crispies

Ice Crispies is a type of food that consists of ice and water in a bowl. This meal is usually eaten after the second week after getting paid from a job.

friend: What did you eat today?
you: Oh just Ice Crispies.

by DJ Creepaz January 23, 2017

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a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

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