ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017

ranch dipper

A Country or southern girl who acts ratchet and sleeps around with who ever she can skank When she goes to the bar, she hopes to get double dipped,by two guys she's a ranchdipper

Did you see the girl Lauren on party down south 2? She's a ranch dipper.

by Vincenzo925 October 9, 2015

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Habit Ranch

The best ranch dressing in the entire world.

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.

by California77 November 23, 2021

the ranch gang

A group of people who like ranch and anything to do with ranch these type are very diverse and funny (in there own ways) they also get very angry if you say any other condiment is better

It's the ranch gang walking down the street looking fly

by Oldspice_guy October 19, 2020