Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
by Lgmobile98 July 28, 2016
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Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
by b@dch0ices October 22, 2020
Get the Vietnamese Condom mug.1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013
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Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
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She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
by John X Smith January 31, 2017
Get the condom flush mug.Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids October 13, 2015
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