Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.

That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.

by da wong mang November 16, 2021

Cancer Estate

A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.

So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.

Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway

by SmoggyLeaf May 9, 2022

pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 12, 2017