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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
mugGet the Boneless Pizzamug.

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.
Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.
by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017
mugGet the dropped pizzamug.

pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.
Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating
by Problematize March 14, 2021
mugGet the pizza tacticsmug.

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it
kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large
by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019
mugGet the pizza anxietymug.

wine and pizza

kid: what does wap mean?
adult: wine and pizza
kid: so you had some wap lastnight
adult: yes, yes i did
by yellowpisscarrot42069 October 12, 2020
mugGet the wine and pizzamug.

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.
Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.
by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016
mugGet the Moist Pizzamug.

Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.
I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour
by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Pizza Handlemug.

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