grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021