Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023

Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him?"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023

second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)

(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.

by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023