Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020

Ass hair

The hair on your ass

You mom have ass hair

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

Shark Ass

When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.

Erika has a shark ass and maybe her

by CreamcheeseDaddy February 23, 2020

Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble

Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.

by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020

Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020

Grassy Ass

A moderate to severe case of hairy ass, which, in one way or another, looks like grass, due to it's length and patchy abundance.

Go mow your grassy ass Jonah.

I know dude. It's a jungle down there.

by B_jammin1499 June 24, 2020

Ass Enthusiast

A Person Who loves eating ass

i am an Ass Enthusiast

by Ass Enthusiast June 25, 2020