Poop

1. (Usually) brown feces emitted out of the buttocks.

2. Phrase people use to be silly and immature.

"Aw man, my poop was very large today."

"No, mine was bigger."

-Two kids having a conversation over feces.

by _w3irdw0rld_ March 17, 2021

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Poop

The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop

The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one

I pooped a house out

by Jellow October 26, 2020

poop

1. A word that every single fucking dumbass child laughs at.

2. Friendly word for shit

3. Stuff that comes out ur ass

Examples.
1.

Child1: poop

Child 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

2.
Child1: OH POOP

3.

Child1: i pooped my pants

Child2: kys

by Chick-----------------------en May 29, 2022

Poop

"A fart with a bone"

Poop: 1 out of 267,985 stinky things.

by MoreSJ February 26, 2021

Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Poop loop

Poop loop is the act of repeatedly defecating in intervals, also known as loops. One defecation session in the interval can last anywhere from minutes to hours. A full poop loop can last for days. Most poop loops are causes by diarrhea.

Person 1: What's poppin, brah? Wanna play some games?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!

by aximiel November 15, 2022