new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010

new jersey coal miner

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.

by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006

New York Giants Fans

The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.

See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.

Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.

What a display of poor sportsmanship.

by Phillysmack January 17, 2009

Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 23, 2008

wear emperor's new clothes

to wear no clothes; to be naked.

The babies always wear emperor's new clothes.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

new york tittie muncher

to bite off a girls nipple

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher

by crazy mexican May 21, 2008