Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration

female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day

by Fatherm7768 November 5, 2020

Rusty Rat Penis

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023