October 17th

October 17th is know as National Hug Day. You must hug atleast 5 people on October 17th.

Bro, Its October 17th. You know what that means, "It's National Hug Day!"

by No.Name.User October 16, 2019

October 19th

National Slap your Boyfriend Day

The one day a year where girls can get all of their frustration towards their BF out, and not get blamed for it

Boy 1: Yo Brittany slapped me today, how weird is that
Boy 2: Well yeah, its October 19th, shes allowed

by TOEskiBROdki October 17, 2019

October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.

by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019

October 17

Brandon made this for you so stop slacking and hit me back ffs i’m tryna know you mama

Cute Girl : dosent respond

Loser : Mother Fu**er i’m gonna just make a definition in urban dictionary since it’s october 17th

by Blur.999 October 16, 2019

October 25

October 25th is a day where you ask your friend/best friend for their hoodie.

It’s October 25th hand over your hoodie!

by Asian Potatoe October 24, 2019

October 17th

National SAY ETHAN IS COOL DAY..........

"Its October 17th SAY ETHAN IS COOL" "SAY ETHAN IS COOL OR YOU DIE"

by YAAS123 October 16, 2019

October 16th

Rafaela’s birthday. A fucking hoe celebrating her day.

“It’s October 16th!“
“The birthday of that hoe?”
“Yes! Send congrats to Rafaela!!”

by vina1111 October 15, 2019