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Green Lantern

When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid
Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.
by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021
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green fn

Girl: "Why are you in my house?"
Guy:"Why are you so beautiful?"
The crowd: "Green fn"
by Driel1he_1 March 16, 2024
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Green Belt

A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.
Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*
by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017
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Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.
There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.
by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024
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Green Lantern Ring Pop

"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.
Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
by Her_boyfriend May 5, 2025
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GREEN

1.im not fucking green i already kno bitch.
2. im not green to shit.
by fwymnk11 April 9, 2019
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Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.
"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
by insanoclan August 29, 2016
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