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You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019
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boyfriends best girl friend

A girl who makes the girlfriend jealous for no reason
Why doesn't he just marry her?!
She's your boyfriends best girl friend calm down!
by Iluvthiswebsite January 17, 2015
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My guy best friend

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self
By Lina for Moritz ps i still Love you and your my guy best friend 03.11.2020
by Moli2019 November 3, 2020
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foster's home for imaginary friends

A completely over-rated piece of bullshit that kids like to watch and spout about how much this cartoon makes them want to wet their pants in joy. The characters are repetitive and unlikable, the animation is in the 'HOLY GRAIL' flash, and it is repeated 20 times a day thanks to Cartoon Networks 'refreshing' schedule.

Stating your dislike for this show can often result in fantard overdrive. Also,mispronouncing the title Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' can also bring in mass fantard overdrive.
Mac: Hey Bloo, what are you doing?
Bloo: I'm going to do something to prove that yet again I'm an asshole but since I'm the star of the show, people will like me regardless.
Mac: Isn't that what you did LAST episode?
Bloo: Yes, but this is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and no one will notice if the plots are repeated! WE'RE ANIMATED IN FLASH!!
by Someonehasspoken March 10, 2007
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national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!
by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019
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National slap your friend day

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.
National slap your friend day here I come.
by Akmeer2007 November 13, 2019
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National fuck your friend day

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Zenna May 28, 2018
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