Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild
“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office
by RealVibesBro December 09, 2020
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Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.
Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024
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spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it
by Spitfisher January 23, 2018
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medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner
by SWMyers January 10, 2021
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pearl fishing

To stick your nose in someone else's business unwanted. Mimicking the behaviour of the pearl fish, who lives inside a sea cucumber's arse hole without permission. Coined by Daz Games on August 21st 2024.
"OMG BECKY, how I broke up with darren is none of your business. Stop pearl fishing!!"
by Nerdi_Princessxgx August 21, 2024
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Tuna fished

When a guy covers his fingers with mayo and shoves it up a girl.
“Yo I meet this girl last night and she asked me to tuna fish her because she just got a large mayo container at the local club store, you know the one, and she wanted to put some to use. So I loaded up on mayo and tuna fished her.”
by Jmagic August 16, 2020
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