aloe cookie

A lesbian scientist. A scientist that has a green scouter and green hair, she has a prosthetic leg.

Have you heard of aloe cookie?

by Ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ<3 September 8, 2021

lime cookie

A cookie run character from oven break

I’m rolling for lime cookie rn

by hu_t40_k1nn13 September 11, 2021

ben cookney

The sexy lad out there

Omg he's so hot must be ben cookney

by Fdbajkallalqp September 12, 2021

shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Licorice.cookie.kisser

A super hot and sexy tiktoker that has a scary obsession with espresso cookie

Candice: “hey did you hear about Licorice.cookie.kisser?”

Idk ur mom or something: “yeah he’s super sexy and sweaty.”

by Demiwaffles September 26, 2021

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021