November 3

Slap your crush ass day

Alex:Yo Jason go slap Emily’s ass
Jason:Why?
It’s November 3

by anonymous November 1, 2023

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

Mars/Amari<3

The best person in the whole world <33 I love them sm that I can’t explain it omg

Mars/Amari<3 is so cool but cooler than me

by Mars one and only love <3 July 26, 2021

Pako <3

A pink dinosaur who helps you rizz up the ladies

Dysfunction: omg is that a pako??
Dwayne the rock Johnson: yessir ;)

Pako <3 is so cute

by hot_naked_guitars69 December 23, 2023

3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.

That bitch is a 3 husband Jules.

by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023

December 3

December 3 is sweater day its used in a song called "Heather"

Person: here take my sweater

Y/n: why?
Person: bc it's December 3

Y/n: oh thanks!

by Zacharyzaxor December 3, 2021

3 day millionaire

A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.

Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?

Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.

Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.

by Bongqueesha April 21, 2014