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life

A sexually transmitted disease which is contracted by 100% of people at birth. There is currently no cure, and, sadly, always results in death.
Person 1: Why won't that baby shutup?
Person 2: Man, it's got life! What do you expect?!
by Abigail :P :) August 27, 2012
mugGet the lifemug.

Low-Life

A punk rocker or tagger primarily in the San Diego area who may or may not be experiencing homelessness who gets into a lot of fights because of their poor behaviours. Also known to be notorious for gang like type of violence and hand signaling. Strangely helpful to outsiders needing directions,may offer to share their beer or take your stuff. It's a roll of dice with a low-life.
You are a low-life
by Sammydiscogz September 12, 2022
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Hoooobjgan Life

Hate
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judgements

Generations

African
nations
lives
It
fast
Everybody.
Im living an hoooobjgan life I wonder about my homies that I know im not sad I'm mad.
by LONNIE BJ November 21, 2018
mugGet the Hoooobjgan Lifemug.

Life

Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
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life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
by sangreazul December 21, 2010
mugGet the life marathonmug.

Life

A pure torturous hell hole where everyone expects you to be happy and successful, but in reality we’re all failures.
You had a great girlfriend but she decided that you aren’t good enough and broke up with you. That’s life.
by ............................hi November 26, 2021
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