talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

God

A loving Father in Heaven.

God is the being that created us all, and loves us completely

by Your mother. June 15, 2025

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot

man my plug the puff god bro

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards

Who tf is dan god

Ye init

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021