cum sucking cunt dragon

the most fiendish thing in the universe , a complete douche bag, also when you ejaculate in the air cause it to land everywhere, raining cum......you get the idea

Derek-"Matt,you are a such a cum sucking cunt dragon.
"Matt-"Whatever man."

by Derek, Mitchell, and Matt June 12, 2008

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

cum drunk fuck duck

A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.

Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts

by Nessasjenny January 1, 2017

the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Make a Communist Cum Day

May 28th: Today’s the day that you have to make a commie cum.

Wow, me and my comrade just celebrated Make a Communist Cum Day!!

by Uwulala March 27, 2021

San Francisco Cum-Shot

This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.

by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022

Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter

Danielle, you are a cum guzzlin gutter monkey!

by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019