Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.

-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).

by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

SLUT ASS BITCH

most people named Savana or Scarlet. They tend to be bitches and have a new bf/gf every 2 days.

Savana is such a slut ass bitch, so is Scarlet.

by ♡あなたのお母さん♡ June 18, 2022

slut dick

when a man can’t help but stimulate his dick

he just wouldn’t stop he has such a slut dick 😫💕

by yerdad December 6, 2021

slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk

Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again

by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017

Slut

A women with the morals of a man

She’s such a slut!

by Yeimfuckingclingyandannoying:) March 29, 2024

hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.

Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.

by Paqqie May 2, 2018