John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples

He's such a John John

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

john

the name given to an ungrateful fuck who his girlfriend chantelle puts up with even though all he does is sleep,eat,shit, and repeat.

john is sleeping on the couch tonight.

by j0hn5wh0r3123 February 21, 2022

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.

by Tex Tile September 17, 2016

John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.

Random Person: John's a great kid.

by NotJohnR January 21, 2022

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024