new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

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New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010

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Space Jam: A New Legacy

Cancer

Kid: Wanna watch Space Jam: A New Legacy??
Me: No, that movie is cancer

by Hamtaro September 13, 2021

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A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take

Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know

Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.

by C302929 January 18, 2022

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New Zealand 7/11

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.

Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.

by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019

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