by swagboi78 May 1, 2021

Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018

"The Urban Dictionary is weird..."
by GLXSSY September 27, 2021

Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”
Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”
Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”
Man 2: I don’t know.”
Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”
Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”
by Lord_farqueef October 1, 2017

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021

by AngryBeans February 15, 2022

by Redneck888883838383838 September 18, 2017
