go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

J-back

A term used to describe a flat-assed female. Usually promiscious, trashy, loud, annoying and obnoxious.

-Ugh! Man did you see that chick?
-Yeah she's a real J-back..

by greenleaf44 March 10, 2010

back odds

In a game of odds on, the first player will say "odds on you do x" to the second, implying they must give a number as odds to do a task x. Both players then say a number between 1 and the previously specified number. If the numbers are the same, the second player must do task x. However, if the second player says "back odds" after being presented with the initial challenge, the first player may instead end up doing task x. This happens if both of the numbers said add up to the odds given. This has lead to the crafty strategy of the second player asking for even odds with back odds, and saying the middle number. Therefore even if the first player were to say the same number, they would add to the odds, meaning the second player was safe and the first had to do the task, as back odds trumps the initial odds on. This is a legally binding contract and anyone failing to comply will be prosecuted in a court of law.

Player 1: Alright fella, odds on you shave off your eyebrow there.
Player 2: Ah mate that's kinda rough, ill do it back odds though.
1: Go on then ya cheeky cunt
2: 10 then.
*at the same time*: 3, 2, 1, 5
2: oh damn son you fool looks like your the one who's gonna be shaving his eyebrow today.
1: ah shit mate that was crafty, guess I'm gonna have to shave my eyebrow now seeing as how that we entered a legally binding contract and the numbers we chose both added to make the initial odds you gave me.

by OddsChamp January 21, 2019

Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

Back of Rackhams

Rackhams was a large Department store located in the English city of Birmingham. The Alley way at the rear of Rackhams was a notorious 'Red Light' area and synonymous with prostitution.

The store was taken over by 'House of Fraiser' in 2003, but the saying persists with the old name

She's been working round the Back of Rackhams ( suggesting loose morals of a female)

by Brummy Historian March 19, 2024

Bickin back

A bloods version of kicking back.

What you on today? (Not shit, just bickin back)

by Bdawg19112 December 27, 2020

Fat Back

An extremely fat person.

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.

by Goofnut May 30, 2024