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God

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.
"All praises to God!
by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020
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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.
Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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Kermit Is God

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022
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On god

An emphatic way for characterless joggers, mongrels, and degenerated white zoomers to sell their lies.
I never stole yo bike on god
by HELLO, NEIGH🅱️🅱️A October 29, 2021
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God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.
The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.
by Sheepii July 25, 2011
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