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Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
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Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)
You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere
by Gorillafist October 22, 2020
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finger coil

Bud, you got a finger coil in your teeth.
by Themechanic15 October 23, 2020
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fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people
I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident
by ongadoolover October 24, 2020
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Finger Free February

Finger Free February is where the girls can't finger themselves for the full month.
It's the girls version of No Nut November
Guy 1 -"No nut november is over thank god"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"
by Cpennil69 October 30, 2020
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Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.
Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.
by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020
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Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
by Deezjewells November 1, 2020
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