hand simulator survival

Hand simulator but survival

Hand simulator survival is poggers and banananoodle55 plays it

by Woodchucks February 28, 2022

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 8, 2015

hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023