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Jack Ass Button

A certain action that sets someone into a pissed off state. Everyone's button is different, it really depends on ones annoyances. Commonly performed by bitch ass niggas.
Vic: Don't you hate when someone sends you a text from somebody else's phone?
Joey: Yeah, that shit pushes my Jack Ass Button.
by GorillaVic21 March 23, 2009
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Jack-O-Lantern

When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat
I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!
by Phi Delta Tau November 20, 2007
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Monterey jack

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.
how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.
by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008
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the jack and jill

another term for you would be mockneys-
On the pill
she's on the jack and jill
by bachx April 23, 2003
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Jack Del Rio

pat jones is a faggot cause jack del rio is awesome and he coached the jaguars to their first winning season since 1999
I wish i had a coach like jack del rio
by dontworry about it February 12, 2005
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jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
by wanksta July 31, 2003
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sourdough jack

a coach who feels his team of wealth is "a classy group". rock fish lead him to 2 championships. team filled with slobs such as twin manster, tampas ugly friend, nogger lip sooter, casual jmmy, grundel's cousin, fat jospeh, and bitch taylor
hi i dont tie my cap, want to come to my goalie camp
by henchmen November 9, 2003
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