Douché

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

by CamTiki January 14, 2024

Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).

Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.

by Dr Doot January 29, 2024

Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.

Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”

A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

douche whip

You know that little dangly thing at the end of a tampon.

The totally hit me with the ole douche whip.

by Rapting November 14, 2023

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024