meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 31, 2018

meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat

"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"

by hahagoteem March 23, 2023

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX December 31, 2011

meat nibbles

When two dudes chow down on another dudes nipples.

"Nah, they aren't hungry. They were with Sean earlier eating his meat nibbles."

by Spedracr15 July 21, 2015

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015