Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

Trump Chicken

When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.

I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.

by Ddog14 October 25, 2020

Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti

Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter

by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 20, 2024

trump killer

Someone who wants to stick a knife in Trumps head and watch him bleed out

Oh hi you trump killer.

by frank Meeks May 12, 2019

Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.

Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.

by CAPUSA October 08, 2018

let's go trumping

to do something dumb just for fun but eventually people get serious so you in deepshit

Kanye: let's go trumping, the way trump did, after five years.

by dodoing November 11, 2016