New Jersey pizza roll

While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.

Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.

by aPharmer October 30, 2012

New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

Same Pig, New Lipstick

A government that abominates policies of a previous administration while practicing those policies themselves, subtly or directly.
- referring to the "pig with lipstick" jokes about Sarah Palin.

Voter A: Our governor promised he'd cut the housing taxes, but he's just doing what the last guy did - raise 'em like hell!

Voter B: What can you do? Same pig, new lipstick.

by Crazy Nerd November 19, 2009

Our New National Anthem

I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.

Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...

by Michael Arnett February 17, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 20, 2005

New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 03, 2010