Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.

by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025

Hand plow

Another word for a snow shovel.

Ayy bruh hand me that hand plow.

by BODYWEATHER5000 November 28, 2020

These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug

“These hands bisexual, they swing both ways”

by noahrug December 18, 2022

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time

Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017

Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.

Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.

by 5789 July 17, 2020