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J Hole

A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.
Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.
by crazydudeeeeeeeee December 18, 2020
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bootie hole

This is a slang term used mainly between gay or gay-friendly people. It refers to the asshole or anus which is located between a human's buttocks (i.e. ass, bootie). Thus we get bootie hole, or the hole in your bootie. The use of this term implies that both the person speaking it and the other person in the conversation are reasonably knowledgeable and accepting concerning anal sex. So it is best to confine your use of this term to gay tolerant locations such as gay bars where gay identification will not earn you a punch in the face. Straight acting males may pretend to be puzzled.
Sexual invitation: You wanna play with my bootie hole? Semi Straight Guy Replies: No homo, man! I don't do shit like that! But later in the evening the Semi Straight Guy may reply: Man, do I really look that gay? And at closing time you might hear: Your place or mine? from the very same dude. Between out and out gay people, one person might say: Don't be fooled by the steel toed boots on that whore. I bet that sluts's bootie hole is bigger than a three-car garage. The queen on the next bar stool might reply: I've heard you can park a semi trailer in there.
by Uncle Herbie January 24, 2011
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Party Holes

When you experience an inconvenient hole (or holes) in your pants/shorts. Therefore exposing your ball-sack as this ailment typically only impacts the ball carrying human.
Laura: Jonathan, I can see your party holes.

Jonathan: Yeah
Gabrielle: Gross!
by Laza December 30, 2021
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gucci hole

by luhpucci December 23, 2022
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venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole
im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!
by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024
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stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
by A GuyVegan October 19, 2017
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Caca booty hole

A person who likes to shove their finger in your ass hole.
Jenny, can I be a caca booty hole?”
“Ofc!”
by H ê ḻ p April 12, 2022
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