you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world

"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"

by ni double g a June 20, 2025

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Meat Water

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.

If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022

meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016

Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023